by Jason Lemire
CAST, IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE
| Robert Darling | Carter Barnes |
| Prima | Claire Casey |
| Seconda | Kate Lobis |
| Hambone/Ned Pelts | Logan Streeter |
| Panhead | Evan McDermott |
| Arthur/Partygoer | Ash Howell |
| Kora | Zaffy Castagnaro |
| Mirr/Chelsea/Chorus | Caley Dunn |
| Adam Darling | Nick Hussey |
| Robert, age 10/Camera Operator/Partygoer | Grant McIntosh |
| Delia | Sami Conca |
| Brookie | Chloe Conklin |
| Chad | Carter Hogan |
| Tricia/Simone/Carmen | Sophie Worek |
| Moonbeam | Cathryn Church |
| Magic Fingers | Ethan Lerner |
| Tina | Jenna North |
| Skidmark | Izzy Spencer |
| Ruthie | Addie McNeill |
| Mona | Kara Suhr |
| Kathy/Nurse/OTL Crew/Chorus | Zoey Mayhew |
| Phillip/Director/OTL Crew/Chorus | Ryan Skariah |
| Lt. Biggs/Chorus/Camera Operator | Ashton Porter |
| Howie Brixton | Gavin Shrader |
| Horizon | Callen Beggins |
| Cricket | Mishtee Jukar |
| Ashley Hanson | Katie O’Connell |
| Raquel Case | Meg Johnson |